I'm sorry Occupy (your city here)

Occupy Wall Street! Really? I would like to apologize to all the "Occupy this and that" crowd. I'm sorry you weren't born 33 years ago so you could partake in that generations "Occupy" movement. They got to play REAL bongos while they chanted about ending war and starting free love. All this protest and outrage while the other "99% " of the country was electing Richard Nixon (again in 1972 in a landslide). I apologize that you're forced to use your tablet computer and other social media devices under a tarp in a city park you'll soon be expelled from (and should be). It's horrible that your numbers dwindle during the day when the hardcore protesters have to go to class or work inbetween bemoaning student loan debt and corporate greed (I still don't know exactly what that is). I'm sorry that your racial demographic mirrors that of the Tea Party Movement you so abhor (predominantly vanilla with a sprinkle of chocolate). I hate it that you've awoken to your own inadvertent brand of socialism and found it not to work. "If you're going to come here and get our food, bedding and clothing, have books and medical supplies for no charge, they need to give back," Lauren Digioia, 26, told the New York Daily News."There's a lot of takers here and they feel entitled." Wow, again, really? Our President, Barrack "Chocolate Jesus" Obama, has now thrown his support behind these vagrants. Nice. Again, I'd like to apologize,
I offer a complete and utter retraction. The imputation was totally without basis in fact, and was in no way 'fair comment' and was motivated purely by malice and I deeply regret any distress that my comments may have caused you or your family......And I hereby undertake not to repeat any such slander at any time in the future. Not!